🎭 Starmart 🎭

Our Founding Story

StarMart was supposed to have a total of three co-owners until a gigantic tree fell upon one of them, and one of the other of the surviving co-founders set out on a journey enamoured by a funny-looking stoat. The most important thing learned from the tragic ordeal is the power of shitty astrology wallpaper; this is the intended experience for the mall.

*Starmart is not a project that actually exists, just a backdrop to showcase silly personas.

Mugshot Position(s) Name Note(s)
[Redacted] [Redacted] [Id/Ego]
The progenitor.
Comedian Comedy [Ego]
A failed one. What a tragicomic man.
Sexual Degenerate Cumdy [Id]
An ideal man.
Bum Bumdy [Id]
He's a couch potato somehow related to Cid.
Foxy Femme Fatale XiXi [Ego]
She's really asian.
Musician Deneb [Superego]
Celestial boy.
Successful Businesswoman Clarissa [Superego]
We all want to be her.
A Literal Child Thia [Ego]
Watched over by Lachesis.
Goddess Lachesis [Superego]
She's holier than thou.
Mahou Shoujo Lucky [Id]
Powers of Incredulous Luck look after her!
Adorable Little Bro Sei [Ego]
Little brother of Deneb that wears sailor fuku.
Hobo Cid [Id/Ego]
Emo M*pleStory player.