Our Founding Story
StarMart was supposed to have a total of three co-owners until a gigantic tree fell upon one of them, and one of the other of the surviving co-founders set out on a journey enamoured by a funny-looking stoat. The most important thing learned from the tragic ordeal is the power of shitty astrology wallpaper; this is the intended experience for the mall.
*Starmart is not a project that actually exists, just a backdrop to showcase silly personas.
| Mugshot | Position(s) | Name | Note(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
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[Redacted] | [Redacted] |
[Id/Ego] The progenitor. |
| Comedian | Comedy |
[Ego] A failed one. What a tragicomic man. |
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| Sexual Degenerate | Cumdy |
[Id] An ideal man. |
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| Bum | Bumdy |
[Id] He's a couch potato somehow related to Cid. |
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| Foxy Femme Fatale | XiXi |
[Ego] She's really asian. |
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| Musician | Deneb |
[Superego] Celestial boy. |
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| Successful Businesswoman | Clarissa |
[Superego] We all want to be her. |
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| A Literal Child | Thia |
[Ego] Watched over by Lachesis. |
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| Goddess | Lachesis |
[Superego] She's holier than thou. |
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| Mahou Shoujo | Lucky |
[Id] Powers of Incredulous Luck look after her! |
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| Adorable Little Bro | Sei |
[Ego] Little brother of Deneb that wears sailor fuku. |
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| Hobo | Cid |
[Id/Ego] Emo M*pleStory player. |
